well.. it was quite a while ago when me and Zoe found something sooo hilariously disturbing
Can't remember what we was searching for.. but we somehow found this site that was a "weird asian news" lol so we thought we'd check it out..
xD as u do when u see something like that lol
went on it.. and the one headline that caught my eye was..
"Man almost loses penis humping a steel bench" .....
my first impression... O_o .. what the fuck?! *bursts out laughin with laughter* xD
oh my.. :') i haven't been this interested in a news headline... EVER!
haha! it turns out that.. this freakis
h man wanted to have sex with a steel bench.. coz it has small holes on it xD
and.. as u predicted.. yes.. it got stuck ahahahaha
so yeah.. the poor old weirdo man had to call the police for help lol
... I wonder how the police reacted to that phonecall.. xD
if it was me...? HAH xD well... if u know me well enough.. I'd literally be rolling along the floor laughing my head off till i can't breathe :')
but obviously id help the poor old man.. lol
Well.. ^^ doctors tried to help him by removing some of his blood to release pressure.. but it became so swollen that they ended up cutting the entire bench free taking him to the hospital .. lol not sure if i'm being abit mean .. but.. he cuda waited till he got home at least! xD
ahaha :') ahh this is great.. I've never been so fascinated by a news headline before.. ^^
.. my parents friend just had to walk in at this very moment .. :')
just when me and Zoe are in hysterics xD
haha! PERFECT TIMING! :)
It would feel nothing like what he wants! D:
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